Keep Grinding

The Lolcow Pen

Types of Cows

The Cows Themselves

Dig Deeper/Diggy


Joshua Connor Moon / Null

LS Mark / Midnight Mark / Splash Dash

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Lady Decade

Luke Smith


SmallAnt / Smant

Eris Ray / UltimateDSfan / UltimateDSEris / ultimate_eris / UltimateHellscape

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Why you should not dogpile cows

More views could encourage them to stagnate

Some cows' works are monetized, so many views could be translated to barrels of money that they will most likely waste.

Professionals will wrangle them

Many workplaces and post-secondary schools blacklist candidates for poor behavior. If a cow violates a law, authorities can neutralize it.

Most cows will never learn their lessons, no matter what they read or hear

Closed-mindedness is a common flaw among cows. Before you attempt to persuade one, ask yourself the following questions: